Saturday, July 21, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises | History + Review


*The review starts after the picture, the introduction is before. 

The difference between film and television has changed over the years. At first, television was B status compared to films. You couldn't get any of the magic that films have had on television. Especially when television started, it was more comparable to radio than to film. Radio shows turned into television shows, but films never turned into television. Sure, CBS or ABC would show a film on a weekend night, but television was never even thought of as anything to the quality of film. Even as the years went by, the most successful television programs could not be compared to film. The Golden Age of film was also around the time sitcoms started becoming popular. After Spielberg came in the late 70's and early 80's, summer tentpole films became the guarantee of the box office. The formula was simple, take a subject, any subject and throw lots of money, adventure, action, drama, romance and even comedy at it and make sure everybody knows they have to see it, and the summer movie was invented. However, the tables have turned. Despite the fact that the Golden Age of television is often referred to the genesis of television in the 1940's and 50's, the past decade or so has been the start of another "Golden Age". Sitcoms and procedurals become less and less worthy of critical acclaim while dramas more akin to film have taken over. Ever since the Sopranos aired on HBO, more and more programs have come and gone that can be described as a long movie. Hell, some of these shows are even better than most films released today. The summer tentpole has not been the guarantee that it once was, with studios anchor of the year being a hit or miss and new shows like Mad Men and Breaking Bad earning the critical acclaim that the network used to own. Of course millions and millions of people still watch network and the numbers that Mad Men and Breaking Bad both bring would have them cancelled on any network, including the CW, but the fact is quality is becoming more important than quantity. Few directors in film today keep that in mind because if any director were to make a film as good as Mad Men and get the same results that Mad Men get would be considered a failure, despite the high quality. Studios are more and more motivated by profit, and it's hard for first time directors to follow their gut because their career depends on the film being profitable. With summer tentpole's failing, it's extremely rare to find a talented film director who takes risks by making the film they want to make which is released to universal acclaim while adding to the pile of money that the studio heads sit on. There's only one director I can think of working right now whose vision can gross you a billion dollars with a film with near perfect reviews without any cheap ploys or gimmicks. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Christopher Nolan. 

Writer, director and his own producer, Nolan has a perfect track record. If your worst film is a thriller with Al Pacino and Robin Williams, which still made money and got good reviews, you're in the clear. Director of Memento, The Prestige, Inception and the current "Dark Knight" trilogy, Nolan is a man who is more akin to a magician than your average film director. He writes the project himself, puts together the damn thing, finds money to finance his vision and executes and delivers films you have to see to believe. Unlike Kubrick and Paul Thomas Anderson, Christopher Nolan's films work on a lower level more accessible to large audiences. While being nowhere in the league of those two men I mentioned, he still manages to make good summer movies that challenge the audience to use their brain while showing you action sequences that make Michael Bay reconsider his Pyrotechnic Pyromaniac ways. Of course, Nolan wasn't always held to these high standards. Despite releasing Memento back in 2000 (currently #34 on imdB's top 250; peaked in the top 20) and Batman Begins in 2005, Nolan was just another studio director for hire. Even Warner Bros. wasn't fully convinced he was their guy after agreeing to only co-finance the Prestige. Batman Begins wasn't even the cash cow that they had hoped but it was still good enough to grant a sequel and what the hell, let's let the guy direct it anyways. A hyped up project from the beginning due to every actor in Hollywood, from Jack Nicholson and Steve Carrell, putting out a bid for the role of the Joker, Nolan stabbed fans in the back when he picked Heath Ledger. At the time, Ledger was coming off his Academy Award nominated and controversial role in Brokeback Mountain and was not thought of to be the Joker. Yes, I'm not making this up. People doubted Ledger. How can the homosexual cowboy who was in love with Donnie Darko match the performance of Jack Nicholson. Tragedy struck in January of 2008 where Ledger was found dead due to an accidental overdose. And just like that, The Dark Knight and everyone involved including Nolan found themselves on a pedestal. With early promotional material suggesting Ledger's Joker made Nicholson's Joker look like Bozo the Clown, fans were hoped, grief-stricken and psyched to see what Nolan had in store for them. Of course, most of his current fans now were unaware that the guy had yet to deliver a dud and would most likely soar through everyone's expectations. Even if he didn't, Warner Bros. still had a goldmine on their hands because they had what they marketed as "Heath Ledger's last performance" (with Terry Gilliam in shit's creek because Ledger was in the middle of his film at the time he died) and they knew fans would be lining up to see it and along the way giving them their money. Like in a cartoon, Alan F. Horn had dollar signs in his pupils. Of course, Heath Ledger did an amazing job with the Joker. Nobody could deny him that, but the fact that it was posthumous could have added to all the awards, recognition and praise he received due to the fact that he would never have a chance to top it again. Nolan, however, was not dead and the bar that he set for himself was so high the poor guy knew he couldn't do a followup just yet and probably thought he should let the hype die down a little. He just directed the highest grossing non James Cameron film at the time, he held all the cards. With Christian Bale backing Nolan saying he won't do another Batman without him, Warner Bros. had no choice but to let Nolan play his hand (which probably included some Jokers). As a result, we got a four year break in between The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises with Inception sandwiched in between which still grossed over 800 million proving that Nolan could make magic on his own. When it came time to start production on The Dark Knight Rises, Warner Bros. gave Nolan notes on what they wanted for a third film (which included the villain as the Riddler with Leonardo DiCaprio as the top choice). Nolan, being the showrunner himself, presumably threw them away and started on his biggest production yet. Instead of the hype dying a bit as Nolan had hoped, the bar was still set high and the hype was in fact larger than it has ever been which, in my opinion, is the reason why the film didn't have as strong of a punch as it's predecessor. 


The story was also a main issue for me. The Dark Knight's plot had a slow burn to it. You felt the importance of the events slowly sinking in you while this one started off with too much of a bang. It almost felt like another writer wrote the script. From the minds who brought us Memento and five other films in the top imdB's 250, you'd think that the Nolan brothers would make sure the script is ship-shape. In my honest opinion, it was flawed from beginning to end. Anne Hathaway stealing Bruce Waynes mother's pearls and then he had to get them back, it felt forced because that was what had gotten them together. I feel as if there could have been another way for her to get on his radar. Also Bruce Wayne being a recluse, that part I understand but then for him to jump back in the saddle happened so quickly. I felt the audience got an answer as to why he did, but did not feel why he did. And the ethos is what has driven previous Nolan films. That wasn't all that moved fast, the part where Gotham was taken over and Day 86 of Gotham being taken over was a mere ten seconds in screen time. The plot moved too fast and it didn't feel like the movie I had dreamt of every night more or less for the past 1,462 days. Then there is Miranda Tate, or Talia Al-Ghul as the internet called her for the past year. After an interview with the actress saying she wasn't playing the daughter of Ra's Al-Ghul, we get Talia Al-Ghul. And not only that, her arc was too scripted by far. The whole film we're told it was Bane who escaped the Lazarus pit when he was a boy and we see the images and Bruce says if Bane can escape, then I can. But nope, the images we saw were correct but Bane was the one protecting the boy, who happened to be a little girl. I also didn't think Nolan would resort to ticking time bombs for the main thrill. A ticking time bomb doesn't necessarily have to be a ticking time bomb but something that makes the characters take action right then and there before it's too late. Batman Begins had one but it wasn't the only threat, for this film the only driving force for the action is the ticking time bomb. And the government won't intervene because they don't negotiate with terrorists? It was a nice cameo to see Detective Quinn but that is not realistic at all. The government, in this case, would have a plan in motion to stop a "terrorist" from destroying a nuclear bomb in a city and endangering everyone's life. Let alone let it go almost three months before they do anything. The whole Gotham getting taken over because the League of Shadows wants to destroy it is bullshit. Ra's al Ghul even said that the reason Gotham needed to be destroyed was because of the extreme corruption and crime that the city entailed, and the opening of the Dark Knight Rises shows how much the city has been cleaned up. And by the way, where did Alfred run off too? So far it's been the past two films that Michael Caine spends no time on set. Is it because he leaks information to the press? Probably not but he was probably in Pittsburgh for a mere two weeks and then called in to shoot the end. Speaking of the end, I felt it was one of the biggest cop outs. Almost like executives saw the film and didn't like the fact that Batman died so they threw in some bullshit about the autopilot being fixed at the end and there you go happy ending. If Batman had died, I still would have been pissed but the fact that they let us know after that the autopilot had been fixed was too cheap. If they had slyly thrown it in there towards the middle or something, then nobody would have thought twice and then we saw him we would have been wondering how he survived? There is too much "And Nope" in this review but because there was so much of it in the film. Something we're told directly turns out to be false, unlike his other films where we were led to believe something and then we find out it's not true. It's different because it isn't definitive and we only think that because it's a logical conclusion and when the rug is pulled from under us, we beat ourselves up for thinking that. But why are only getting surprised in this film with a cheap ploy. Any script can tell you something and then negate it, the rug is still underneath me man! 

For the positive things about the film. I really liked John Blake. His arc was cheesy but Joseph Gordon-Levitt is an actor who really is on top of game. Once a teen idol, he dropped from the spotlight, became a breakthrough independent star (Brick is one of my favorite films) and reinvented his career as an action hero. He'll probably be the new Robin for a new franchise for Warner Bros. I can't think of any other reason for them to include that in the end if it isn't for a new series of films. It's a way for them to build on what they already have without Nolan and without tearing it down again. Nolan said he won't direct any more Batman films and then he said he won't produce anymore Batman films, he never said anything about not producing any more Robin films. Plus, I feel that directing is becoming more and more of a second gig for him. Syncopy is blowing up and with Man of Steel coming in the next year, Nolan will be box office king yet again. Back to Robin though, Gordon-Levitt was the last to be cast and it was for a small role originally. It wasn't small and he was the moral center for me at least. He did the right thing and provided other characters to keep going on their arc. Also, Tom Hardy as Bane was an amazing performance. I didn't really understand his whole reason for doing everything like the Joker (his reason was Anarchy) but I did enjoy his performance. I've read people say this is Hardy's best role, but none of those people have seen Bronson ("Fucking cunts!" as Bronson would say before knocking every prison guard unconscious). The action sequences were also amazing, when Bane broke Batman's back the whole audience in my theatre clapped. It was a nice gesture for Nolan to include and iconic Batman comic book scene in his film. Everyone wondered how they would do the Lazarus Pit, we even saw that green lava picture from the set but they went about it in a real way. Once you climb out of it, you're reborn. The script as you can see is the major issue for this film, everything else was done superbly. 

David S. Goyer left mid-way through writing the script to get a head start on Batman. He wrote the first two with the Nolan's. As anyone would have thought, it seemed as if Goyer was the odd-man out (I mean his past scripts included Blade) but I feel as if his presence was missed. Before I saw the film, I argued for Nolan against the haters that it seemed as if he had a choice to make. Either he would make an honest to good action film or he would write a good story. It seemed as if he chose the former. It would have been impossible to do both but in order to a film that would satisfy the fans, he did something that may have been easier for him to write and made more sense so the Inception haters don't tear him another one for confusing them. I feel that the negative backlash (the very little negative backlash) on that film is what ended up destroying the story for this one. He went back to the storyboards after Inception came out and was fresh on his mind that it made sense for it to be this way and I'm sad to see such a good talented filmmaker as himself make a summer tentpole that sacrifices creativity for dollar signs. Unfortunately, with the tragedy that happened early yesterday morning in Aurora, Nolan will not be making a profit for this film. It will end up making some money but the hit it took this weekend will be the reason it does not profit. No matter what the final number is, it could have been way more. They benefited from the last one, it's only karma that they hurt from this one. 

Overall I give it a C+. The action was exciting but Nolan went for quantity rather than quality and because of that we get a 165 minute film that feels like 90 minutes, not in a good way. 

(Sorry again about the review and if you had to read the whole thing. I've been too busy with these Shield write up's I'm doing that I haven't been able to get emotionally invested and they end up reading more like rant's. Anyways, let me know what you didn't or did like about the film or the review in general)


Monday, July 16, 2012

"Live Free or Die" | Breaking Bad | S05E01


"Live Free or Die" | Breaking Bad | S05E01
by Jonathan Hekmatian

Taking another cue from another great television series, The Sopranos, "Live Free or Die" has an opening you won't forget. In The Sopranos, their episode entitled "Live Free or Die" is drastically different than the one we saw tonight. For the HBO show, which I won't get into details since many of you haven't seen it, a mobster is forced to go on the run after he is outed at a gay bar. The captain, unsure of what to do and in a state of panic, drives north, leaving his life of leisure and healthy diet behind as he ventures on to New Hampshire. The state motto of that state which is "Live Free or Die". For him though, it was a testament as to a life in the open he could now live. Safe and away from everyone, he has the chance to start over and truly be happy. Wether it's the work that gets him, or living life out in the open after being closeted for many years, he ends up leaving the state and going back to Jersey with a hope that he can buy his freedom in New Jersey. That's not the way it works with the mafia. Unable to find a way to control his destiny, his corpse is found with a billiards cue stuck up his ass. This is not the same with Walter White.

Unlike this unnamed captain, Walter is entirely in control of the situation at all times or so we're led to believe. When the control is taken away, such as last season, Walter got it back and despite the repercussions, he found a way to maintain the upper hand. Even in tonight's episode, after successfully pulling off what many viewers, including myself, did not think Walt was capable of doing last season, he still found himself one piece away from getting caught. However, unlike Mike's response, Walt found a way, through the means of science, to solve his problem. Are we out of the woods? Well, for now, the answer is yes. 

Let's start with the beginning. Walt is at a Denny's, ordering a grand slam on his birthday. If most of you will recall, the first episode of the series was Walt's birthday, and (according to Aaron Paul and the draft of the script that I read) it's been one year since the beginning of the show. For me, it's been a long four years but for some of you it hasn't even been one year. Written with cut up bacon across the plate, it's been a long year for Walter White. Washing your student's car on your birthday one year, purchasing an assault rifle (correct me if I'm wrong) the next, it's a long way down from the top. I suspect that we will have two timelines going, as season two did with the cold opens, as the season progresses. Smash cut to credits. 

All is good back in ABQ present day. Walter killed the king, bought insurance for his partner in crime for the foreseeable future, and nobody will suspect a thing. After cleaning up his 'crib', as Jesse would say, of all the material that will exonerate him from the police and from Jesse, Walt can finally take a breath of fresh air and enjoy the scotch or whiskey he poured for himself to celebrate. The rest of the White's enter with news of a prominent business man's death, which just so happens to be the man their brother-in-law / uncle was after the whole time. "Just like I got my eye on you, like that" as Flynn would say. In the other room, Walt embraces his daughter and his wife informs him that she's scared. Not fearful of the situation Walter has gotten them in but of Heisenberg himself. And just like that, it comes back to him, Walter is reminded of the tapes. In the lab, Hank stumbles, literally, around, looking for something, anything, that will give them proof of Hank's theory. They find the camera. Fast forward to Mexico, or wherever Mike is held, and the three amigos are reunited again. If it wasn't for Jesse and Mike's relationship which was built last season, Walter would be a dead man. Saved by Jesse, Walter informs them that Gus had video evidence of them breaking the law and their new mission is to find the laptop, which Mike educates the duo is where the evidence is stored, and destroy the footage. Well, next scene is the cops bagging and taping the laptop. We now have a season ladies and gentlemen. 

But, we don't. In that very episode, the amigos not only break into a police facility, but actually destroy the laptop itself and it was Jesse's idea. When this was introduced, I felt like it would take awhile for them to do the plan. However, like everything in this universe, Breaking Bad moves fast and if it hasn't been one year since Walt got cancer, figured out how to make the best meth anyone on the show has ever seen, beaten cancer, made millions of dollars, spent millions of dollars (a lump sum of which went to the man Walt's wife fucked) and killed the drug king this side of the border, it seems only fitting it would take 24 hours to break into a police station and destroy evidence. However, every action has an equal and opposite reaction as the cops now found Gus's bank accounts in the Cayman Islands hidden on the corner of a picture covered by a picture frame. This is the only open door the show has given us as to what will happen in the next 15 episodes. 

Alls well that ends well for Walt, but Skylar has gotten herself in a bit of trouble. I, like the rest of you, thought that Ted was dead. The dude fell hard on the ground, and he was a greedy guy so it made sense for him to go. But, he didn't die, he woke up. Somehow he ended up bald but he won't talk. He has kids and wants to protect them. Hopefully he'll pay the IRS this time. Walt is reminded of this fact by Saul, and found out where the $622,000 from the crawl space went. Walt reminds Saul "it's done when I say it's done" and among other things is given back the poison which Saul had one of his goons feed the kid. The last shot is a chilling one, just as the previous season ended with Walt telling Skylar "I won", this one ends with an "I forgive you" with the look on Skylar's face that is as haunting as is sad. This is a woman who is scared of the man she once used to get mad at for buying paper on the wrong credit card. Now, she is forced to live with not only a drug distributor but a murderer as well. Not only that, this drug chef forgives her. Forgives her for spending the blood money to save another man, forgives her for committing a lesser sin of adultery, but the question is does she forgive him. The expression on the face leads me to think otherwise.

I am currently reading the fifth script of the show, the last one I have, but I will try not to let any material I've read that hasn't happened yet come into these reviews. They're first drafts and as I saw tonight, are exponentially different. The first script, while had the same gist, had a few surprises. I try to write from what was going in my head when I read the script and not just say that I saw it coming because I read it. The fifth script, so far, has been the best and I feel like it will be a turning point for the show but I am hesitant to say that is sure because I feel like such a crucial scene will not happen this early on and definitely not where they say it is going to happen. We'll see. Aaron Paul has said in a spoiler-free interview with GQ that this season is a bloodbath, contrary to what Bryan Cranston has said on the AVClub. I am siding with Cranston that this season is more of a calm before the storm as season three was compared to season four. I also apologize for this review, I spent a lot less time on this one that I normally do but I just wanted to get it out there. I will not be in town for the next two airings of this season to expect my review to come on Mon. Jul 30. Also with Weeds, I am currently waiting for more episodes to air and will watch them all in one sitting, because as any Weeds fan knows, it's incredibly frustrating to watch the show week by week. 

Grade: B+ (Is this considered an A episode of Breaking Bad?)

Stray Observations
- Actually the 52 was to symbolize Walt's 52nd birthday. Its been a year since the show started and the events that happened in "Live Free or Die" but the cold open takes one more year from that in the future. I was wrong but not entirely. 
- Walt's hair also comes back so maybe his cancer doesn't come back?
- From what I've read in the scripts so far and not to spoil it for anyone but it looks like Albuquerque won't be the only destination this season. 
- Did anyone actually have DISH and have to download the show?
- Last but not least, I respect everyone's opinion. If you have a problem with my blog, or the way I'm writing, feel free to comment and I would appreciate it if you let me know what issues you had. Don't just call me a pussy and say my writing sucks without backing up with any of your own commentary. Thanks. 
- Madrigal Electromotive will be the setting for the next episode. 
- See you guys back on Jul. 30, sorry for the lackluster review. I was sick and I wasn't on top of my game. 

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Newsroom | "We Just Decided To" | S01E01

This is what Aaron Sorkin's wet dream looks like. He goes to bed at night and in his head he pictures this news station. A station that isn't Republican or Democratic but is in the middle of the political spectrum and instead of giving news that favors a certain political agenda, it just gives the plain old news the way it "should" be told. Of course, someone would have to give this news and the anchor who does this is always a representation of this news station despite not knowing it or feeling it. And when that camera rolls, magic happens and the news is delivered but it never goes according to plan. That's because there is no plan and at the end of the day, everyone is happy and smiling and the citizens of this country can go to sleep knowing that they were delivered honest news. What kind of wet dream is that?

I must admit that before I sat down to watch this show, I am biased against it and did not go into it with as much of an open mind as I had originally planned on. Luckily for Aaron Sorkin, it was only 90% of what I expected it to be like. The rest of the 10% was well, no comment on that for now. I was unfamiliar with his work personally before The Social Network and when that film came out, I jumped over it like it was one for the record books. Of course, I had to pick something to go against The King's Speech and David Fincher is an amazing director and it had the best chance to win at the Oscar's. Other than that aside, I never knew anything about this guy. I looked him up, saw he had written a bunch of other scripts, including Charlie Wilson's War, a film I had enjoyed when I saw it with my Dad as a child. There's two things I remember about this Google and Wikipedia search of Sorkin. One, he had signed a deal with HBO to develop an untitled television show at the time and two, this wasn't his first foray into television, he had created The West Wing and a bunch of other shows which centered on broadcasting. Big surprise when his untitled HBO show turned out to be another quest into the world of broadcasting. 

Once again, Sorkin wrote another script which makes me feel sorry for the people who turned closed captioning on, The Newsroom is a show in which a news anchor, Will McAvoy, just had an "outburst" on television where he "spoke his mind" and "told the truth" when asked the question "Why is America the greatest country in the world?" by a 20 year old college student at a Q&A panel at a University. The liberal to the left of him, what a genius visual (sarcasm), said because of "Diversity and Opportunity" and the conservative to the right of him said because of "Freedom and Freedom", as if once wasn't enough. What bothered me most about this part was that Sorkin wrote these characters to be so stereotypical. While most people who align themselves with those parties either believe Diversity and Opportunity are important characteristics in making this country great or Freedom is an essential part of this nation, it's not what all of them think. However, our guy in the middle, Will McAvoy answered this question about his admiration for the Jets. Introduced as a character similar to Jay Leno, in which he gives no support to either the right or the left, he was forced to answer the question. At a loss for words, he finds an audience member who holds up a sign "it's not", he takes the cue, then proceeded to list a myriad of reasons to support his claim of why America is not the greatest country in the world, such as the nation's ranking in things like education and life expectancy, none of those of which the United States was #1 in. Then there was three things that he could list that we were #1 in, number of prisoners incarcerated, number of people who believe Angels exist (religion) and the highest defense spending (higher than the next 26 countries after us combined, 25 of which happen to be our allies). He then also, in total Aaron Sorkin fashion, insults the college girl who asked him the question just to make it a little worst for himself. Then the intro plays, one of which I will skip in the future, and the show starts. 


That was just the first five minutes, and the dialogue doesn't stop. Will McAvoy is an anchor for a fictional ACN News Network. We then see that after a two week holiday, in which he totally hooked up with Erin Andrews (Yeah right Harry), his whole production team is leaving. His old executive producer, Don, who was there for a whopping 13 weeks, pretty much fills Will on his true feelings towards him in which Will says "I didn't know people didn't like working for me", because having a new executive producer every two or three months just didn't give him the hint. However, the new executive producer hired for Will without his consultation turns out to be the lady in the beginning who held up the sign saying "it's not". Mackenzie the new executive producer, I believe her name is, is a character Sorkin has probably written a thousand times. A savvy producer who knows everything about everyone and figures this out just by meeting them and talking to them for a second, always knows what to say, when to say it, and as she says so herself, "it's a story about how things fall in your lap". More characters are introduced, all of whom are fast-talking geniuses it seems like who know what to do when they are put to the test. The catch is that of course, Mackenzie was not only Will's old executive producer (for a lot longer than 13 weeks) but also Will's girlfriend and that Will's boss Charlie, a Roger Sterling wannabe, hired her without informing him. Upset at the situation, Will goes over to William Morris Endeavor Agency across the street, gives back three million dollars off his contract to be given the clause in his contract to fire her (this was supposed to be comic relief). During Will's endeavor at William Morris Endeavor, Mackenzie takes the opportunity to meet the ones who will be sticking around including Will's assistant Maggie, who could be named Ellen or Karen, and also happens to be dating Don, and Neal, who at first seems like a loyal genius who decides not to follow Don to the more lucrative 10 o'clock but turns out to write Will's blog, to which he "comically" proclaims several times throughout the episode "I have a blog?!". When Will gets back he wastes no time in informing Mackenzie that he will fire her in one week, it was worth the three million dollars and there's nothing she can do about it. Mackenzie pleas and gives an awe-inspiring exchange on how there's no real news out there anymore and Will can't be 'Jay Leno' anymore and has to get off the fence. Despite her message, it's very clear that Mackenzie is over it and Will is still bitter about their relationship, must be hard dating your executive producer. Outside Will's office, the new team and the old team see that a news alert has popped up. It's in the yellow so Don has no need to bother Will and inform him while other employees such as Jim, the producer who came in with Mackenzie and is only supposed to be 'observing' at this point, keeps bothering Don about it's significance. Others also chime in about how potentially big this story can be but Don still hesitates to act upon it. Then we find out that they are talking about the BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill and across the screen comes the words April 20, 2010 like it's September 11, 2001. 

The rest of the episode pans out like an actual Newsroom would. Private sources and privileged information, Will McAvoy goes on air that night being the only news program to talk about the spill part of the disaster and not just the search and rescue. Because they do this on the fly, there is no script, only the executive producer knows where the show is going, as Charlie says after polishing off another drink. Despite the success, however, Will is still hellbent on firing Mackenzie after a week and shows her that he still remembers the first time he met her parents (Playing off another subplot where Don does not want to meet Maggie's parents because they've only been dating for four months) and hints that he may still have feelings for her. At the end, he admits that the reason he had the "outburst" at the university was because he thought he saw her put up a sign that said "it's not". Before Mackenzie has a chance to say anything, Will shuts the elevator and heads down. Mackenzie pulls out her notebook revealing that she was there in fact and not a hallucination but the sign didn't just say "it's not", it was followed by "but it can be". The Newsroom is not the greatest show right now, but it can be. Very subtle Sorkin, very subtle indeed. 

Because this is a pilot, it has to be graded differently. Pilot's have two main objectives, to hook the viewers and make them continue to tune in (one your reviewer has decided to do out of sheer boredom) and the other is to introduce a world in which you can see yourself getting accustomed to. This show did neither for me but at the same time I feel it works on a completely different level. HBO did a smart thing in picking up this show because they finally gave the Bill Maher audience a show that they could watch. In other words, this is a show that will likely bring a different set of viewers, ones who don't normally watch HBO other than maybe Bill Maher and various one off programs and hook them into their original programming lineup. This is paired up with True Blood, I doubt fans of one watch the other. Again though, Sorkin has played every cliche in the deck with these characters. Slumdog Millionaire somehow knows everything there is to know about oil wells but has the redundant task of writing Will's blog (which Will does in typical Harry fashion "I have a blog?!" as in that's such a bad thing), Jim saves the day because his old roommate works for BP and his sister works for Halliburton (like seriously, the only reason anyone in the Newsroom talked to you today was because of this reason exactly), and Mackenzie has the uncanny ability of being able to tell everything about a character within moments of meeting them (she was able to tell about Maggie's frustration with Don not meeting her parents and suggests to Jim that he would be perfect for Maggie based on this fact alone, and then at the end you see that Mackenzie is right, Jim will develop feelings for her and The Newsroom will have it's Jim-Pam-Roy love triangle going soon enough except instead it's Jim-Maggie-Don). 

Suspension of disbelief is very hard to do, especially for someone such as myself. I'm always looking for what is unbelievable in a show or film that it almost detracts the experience from me. For films, though, it's easier to get rid of the disbelief because it's a much shorter adventure but television has now become a much more respected cinematic form. It's not just procedurals and doctor adventures, its about life and how it works. Or at least that's how some of them are. The SopranosMad MenBreaking Bad even The Shield operate at such a high level, sometimes you have to tell yourself that this is not real. The Newsroom, on the other hand, you have to wonder why can't this be more real. Especially with Sorkin's excessive history in writing about broadcasting, you'd think he would find a way to do this and make it feel real. However, he fails again in bringing a sense of realism to anything he does. Maybe he feels it's better that way but I find most of what he does with his script hard to believe. Like why tell the audience that your main character gave up three million dollars of his contract to fire the second main character after one week but you know that she will be on there for more of the series simply because she's second billed in the opening credits. You could drive the same point home by him attempting to do that, because now, he will end up reconciling his professional relationship with her but he still lost three million dollars. Man, I guess I can't get over that money. 

Grade: C (I'm feeling very generous this morning)

Stray Observations
- I couldn't help but get the feeling that Sorkin purposely set his story two years back so he could do his own take on contemporary breaking news. Maybe during season two, he'll pull a CNN and have Apocalypse watch. 
- Don't get any of the Harry references above? Once upon a time Jeff Daniels played the most retarded dog groomer ever, Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber. That movie was more real than this show. 
- In the beginning scene he proceeds to insult both parties. The Republicans for thinking that they're "so star spangled awesome" and for thinking freedom only exists in America, because freedom of speech exists in every other country (right?). My favorite though is he says "how come if you guys are so smart, you guys lose all the time". Like Sorkin didn't want to insult his fellow Democrats by insulting their policy so he just called them losers. They lose because they don't play dirty. 
- Like I said, this is my first show I've watched by Sorkin but I've read enough about his other programs to get a feel for what they were and it can be safe to assume that they are similar based on the fact that all but one were about broadcasting. Here's some proof
- HBO has already renewed this for a second season but don't think that it's amazing it got renewed so fast. HBO rarely picks up a show it isn't ready to renew for a second season before the first season wraps up. 
- Just how much will Sorkin continue stealing from Network. I remember in his Oscar speech, he said how much he was influenced by that film but it seems like everything he writes is based on that film. If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching it just for the similarities between The Newsroom and Network alone. Both have news anchors who have just had 'outbursts', both have female executive producers who see the opportunity in having this anchor 'speak the truth' and this is just the first episode. I expect some corrupt shit to happen with ACN so he doesn't leave no stone unturned. 

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Weeds | "Messy" | S08E01

"Messy" | Weeds | S08E01
by Jonathan Hekmatian

Before DexterHomelandCalifornication and all the other shows that make up the face of Showtime, there was Weeds, a stoner comedy that would pave the way for Dexter Morgan to put murderers on his table, Carrie Mathison to find out if an American Prisoner of War is a terrorist and Hank Moody to bang the living daylights out of his ex-wife's future daughter-in-law. At the time, HBO was killing it in the original programming premium department that none of its other competitors could really compete. With an average of about 380,000 viewers back in 2005 when the first season aired (any show with these numbers would be cancelled in a heartbeat today), it was Showtime's highest rating for an original program that year. A lighthearted comedy about a widowed MILF who decides to sell pot in her suburbs in order to support her two sons was the shows Modus Operandi and it covered it pretty well. Nancy didn't know much about selling marijuana let alone smoke it and the other characters and subplots fit in well that it was almost a quirky retelling of suburban life. Either way, it was granted another season and as those numbers continue to grow, the story did as well. Four years later, the show was nominated for an Outstanding Comedy Emmy. Almost parallel to the story in the show, it grew too much for it's own good. 

Fast forward to 2012, doomsday as Nancy would say, we have a fresh new episode of Weeds as it enters it final season which doesn't miss a second of story time between the last episode and tonight's episode "Messy". With Nancy actually getting shot in the head, the newly created Botwin-Jill-Price family + Doug take Nancy to the hospital and spend the episode stealing gift baskets from Nancy's coma roommate, molesting, shitty pop culture references, democratic political references while taking a jab at Facebook for the hell of it, and also some good old fashioned on top of patient fucking. I wish I could say I was surprised but this seems to be the standard for Weeds today and for a show called Weeds, it featured absolutely no bud what so ever. 

The last two seasons, (three if you include this one which will have a 99.9% chance of falling into the same category) have been what can be described as a stoner soap opera. Cliffhanger, which is creator and showrunner Jenji Kohan's favorite word, seems to be written in big red letters in the writing room. The new Modus Operandi for the show is not pretty. There is no more charm left from the show who once used to pride itself on funny characters encountered in the suburbs.


Even as the show burned Agrestic to the ground, literally, and rose the stakes with the tunnel between Mexico and Ren Mar, the core of the show was still there. Nancy was learning how to adjust with life working for a drug cartel while not forgetting everything that she had gone through. Despite being the season of change, season four was the last truly good season of the show. The family moved out of the suburbs into the border where Nancy would end up dating the big boss, Esteban (the biggest G of the show) and the other members of the family decided to adjust to life away from home, a theme that would foreshadow the later seasons. Weeds was grounded and moving into dramatic territory while maintaing the lighthearted backbone which it had. However, the cliffhanger of season four would mark the end of the Weeds that we knew and loved. Not that the story changed again but the quality of the show would dramatically reduce. Season four was building towards something, Nancy was torn in between her morals and her comfort, much like Carmella from the Sopranos, and ended up ratting on her boyfriend's drug tunnel in order to keep a piece of mind knowing that no more sex trafficking would happen through Maternity World (she acted like it would stop all human trafficking across the world). With red licorice in place, Esteban had to decide on wether or not to kill his girlfriend for blowing the whistle. However, Nancy was pregnant with his child turning the tables not only on him but to 2.72 million viewers at the time. From this point on, the word Cliffhanger was the Modus Operandi and season five, while an entertaining season indeed, would bridge the gap between the good and the bad seasons of Weeds. Season six and season seven ended up changing the show so much that each episode felt like it was the pilot of a spinoff and both seasons ended on cliffhangers that might as well as featured Nancy actually dangling off a cliff with her glove slipping in Sylvester Stallone's hand. 

Back to the most recent episode. Why can't this show end with on a good note? Well it has the capacity to. Jenji Kohan decided to take a few cue's from some people who do it right and brought the show to full circle, we're back in the suburbs, as shown in the intro. What surprises me the most is that they actually went through with the sniper shot. Nancy's bloody face was an image that you don't see every day on Weeds and brought the show back to reality for a few seconds before everyone else made sure they would take it away. I mean, honestly, Nancy the matriarch of the family and "alpha male" of the show was just shot in the head and didn't die right away and everyone else is fine. Like they were expecting it the whole time and we wonder if she's dead but none of us will show any tears to keep the mood of the show trying to be funny at beast. I normally don't rant but Weeds has gotten so terrible, if it weren't the last, I wouldn't be writing this but I felt I was obligated to finish it out. The only real part of the episode was Doug feeling up Nancy, because I'm sure as he said, that's something he dreamed about for a long time. Also, I don't feel that Shane would use this opportunity to tell Silas that he's in the police academy. That scene felt so fake and poorly written that it doesn't make any sense. They could have carried it out and made it a Departed type situation, but decided to spill the beans as soon as they possibly could. Andy talking to the Chaplan also didn't sit well with me, I just don't buy this whole religion crisis he goes through. Jill says that if there is no God, Nancy doesn't die which makes Andy contemplate religion. It's obvious that it was just added in there to give Jenji Kohan another chance to express her views of the world to the audience without being subtle. All the acting keeps going downhill as well, it's like I can feel the shitty script being read. Unlike other television greats out there, I have a hard time suspending disbelief with this show in its current state. However, it was funny that everyone ended up getting kicked out of the hospital because of her coma roommate's wife but then she ruined the scene by saying "Oh Well Karma". Yes, Weeds, pull cheap writing tricks on your audience and they will cancel you, Karma indeed. 

Grade: D-

Stray Observations

- The new intro is actually quite good. I'll miss the old ones, as they were short, sweet, to the point and best of all different every episode. But the new one is a nice reminder of the journey that we, as the audience, went through. Although if I never heard Little Boxes again in my life, it'll be too soon. 
- I don't know how I forgot to put this in my review of the episode but did Peter's son really end up being the shooter. If this was a Quentin Tarantino type situation, I totally understand but this is Weeds. There were like plenty of other people that have more motive to kill Nancy and how did he even know that Nancy was responsible for his death. All he knew was that she was his Dad's hot girlfriend who he ended up marrying behind his back, screwing his mom over out of life insurance checks for the rest of their lives. More like the Dad's fault than hers from his perspective if you ask me. 
- Jill is the most poorly written character on the show. What does she want? I mean it seems like she made up with Nancy at the end of last season when they agreed to raise Stevie together but then when Nancy is 'dying', she wants to steal her jewelry?
- How many episodes until Nancy starts dealing pot again? My guess is by 5 she's on her feet and selling again but this could happen as early as 3. 
- I tend not to watch this on Sunday night's because it's not necessarily a show I look forward too (Even though there is nothing else on right now) but I'll try to post a review on Monday if you guys are interested. 
- Any other shows you guys watch?